“The best things in life are free…”

“…but you can give to the birds and bees I want condoms (that’s what I want)!”

Condom giveaway

Earlier this year, I blogged about Lucky Bloke‘s awesome samplers; raving about how much Garret((nope, not his real name)) and I enjoyed trying each one out1. I hope you’ll be excited as I am about this announcement but I have a sampler pack with your name on it!

What’s even better is that you get to choose the sampler pack that your heart desires once you have been deemed ‘The Winner’! And just to review, the various samplers that can be found on Lucky Bloke’s site are:



Tighter Fit People may make size jokes, but there’s nothing funny about unsafe sex. Protect yourself and actually enjoy sex so you and your partner can have the last laugh. Includes brands like Beyond Seven, RFSU, GLYDE, Crown, Lifestyles, or Caution Wear.
Standard Fit Before condom manufacturers got their shit together and decided to cater to the wide variety of sizes that the world needs, there were these sizes. May include brands like Kimono, Okamoto, GLYDE, Billy Boy, Crown, Lifestyles, or Trojan.
Generous Fit There are actually quite a few manufacturers that make various size condoms. A sampler lets you try one of each so you know which one is for you. May include brands like Kimono, Okamoto, GLYDE, Billy Boy, Lifestyles, ONE, or Trojan.
Flavored/Flavoured There have always been fruit flavoured condoms, but they’ve upped their game with dessert flavoured condoms; taking the double entendre to a whole new level. May include brands like ONE and GLYDE (Organic & Vegan)!
Japanese Ultra-thin A sampler pack with standard size condoms, that promote that ‘barely there’ condom feel. May include brands like Okamoto, Kimono, Beyond Seven, Crown, Bareskin2, or ZERO.
International Ultra-thin Another sampler pack with standard size condoms, that promote the ‘barely there’ condom feel from all over the world. May include brands like Billy Boy, ONE, L. Condoms, Okamoto, Kimono, Beyond Seven, Crown, or Trojan.
Pleasure Shaped I’m hoping this one is pretty straight forward, these are shaped for your3 pleasure. May include brands like ONE, Billy Boy, Lifestyles, Durex, or Trojan.
Textured Who knew condoms came in so many different textures; ranges from ribbed, studded to ribbed+studded. May include brands like Kimono, Beyond Seven, ONE, Billy Boy, Lifestyles, Durex and Trojan.
Perfect Fit Finder Whether you’re not sure what size you want, or whether you want pleasure shaped or textured, or if you’ve never tried flavored/flavoured condoms before. This sampler lets you mix and match at your heart’s desire. May include brands like Kimono, Okamoto, GLYDE, Billy Boy, Crown, L., Lifestyles, ONE, RFSU, or Trojan.

And if you’re not interested in trying any of those, there are also two Lube samplers you could choose as your prize:



Regular “It’s so much better wetter” — nothing could be more true! With a selection that ranges from water-based, silicone based (and hybrids), arousing, flavoured, stimulating, and more! May include brands like Pjur, Überlube, Sliquid, Yes, Good Clean Love, Encouner, Fusion, Astroglide, ONE, or Wet.
Flavored/Flavoured Choose from a variety of flavours from these three brands: [Encounter: watermelon, strawberry, vanilla, peach, cherry], [Wet: passion fruit punch, pomegranate, cherry, wild blueberry, piña colada, kiwi strawberry] and [Sliquid Swirl: strawberry pomegranate, blue raspberry, green apple].
Extra sexy notes about lubricant: Ultra-thin condoms require extra lubricant to enhance pleasure and safety4. Additional lube also helps heighten pleasure with textured condoms.

And remember, Lucky Bloke is the kind of site that sends you packages discreetly. When your prize arrives, no one will know that you’ve got such saucy goodies inside unless you tell them!

How do you win? It’s pretty easy. You just have to follow along with the widget below. There are a few different entry types this time because the giveway is exciting5:

Just a note for those who want to use the “tweet” entry. It would be lovely if you added the name of the sampler pack you want to win, or don’t; whatever, I’m not a cop.

Good luck! Winner will be announced on my birthday, November 7th6.

  1. oh wait, I actually left that part out last time. SorryNotSorry[]
  2. by Trojan[]
  3. plural[]
  4. i.e. Breakage[]
  5. pun so very intended[]
  6. at whatever time I feel like announcing it, though most likely sometime near 5pm[]

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